Number One) I don't remember how many times a day I jerked off as a kid, but it was a lot.
Number Two) I didn't get mad at my Dad even when I was old enough to know what he was doing to Mom in the bedroom.
Number Three) I don't look in the toilet before I flush.
Number Four) You two can go fuck yourselves.
------Michael Douglas in 'Basic Instinct' being evaluated by two shrinks.