Monday, November 1, 2010


Number One)   I don't remember how many times a day I jerked off as a kid, but it was a lot.

Number Two)   I didn't get mad at my Dad even when I was old enough to know what he was doing to Mom in the bedroom. 

Number Three)  I don't look in the toilet before I flush.

Number Four)  You two can go fuck yourselves.

 ------Michael Douglas in 'Basic Instinct' being evaluated by two shrinks.

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